me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day
Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan
The worst thing is when you are talking to someone and suddenly you realise how dumb your voice sounds
I don’t get it
I don’t get it either..
DOES ANYONE FUCKING GET THIS?!
oh that’s clever…
my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
smooth motherfucker strikes again
does he like loud sex? bring a 700 pound guitar amplifier into the bed and play progressive noise rock the entire time you frick
I think you mean “the entire time you fuck”
we don’t swear on this blog you dumb piece of shit
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: The Second Task Concept Art
"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)
Now I’m old and feeling grey.
I don’t know what’s left to say about this life I’m willing to leave.
I lived it full and I lived it well, there’s many tales I’ve lived to tell.
I’m ready now, I’m ready now, I’m ready now to fly from the highest wing.
I had a dream.
Katara has got to be one of my favorite characters of all time. I cannot thank Bryke and all of the other artists/writers enough for creating such a beautiful character.
when jesus is born I get presents
when jesus dies I get chocolate
I love jesus